Evolution: It's All About Ego

The evolutionary scientists of today are the same guys, who, in high school, got "pantsed' and were given swirlies and atomic wedgies by the football jocks.

Now you see them on the Discovery Channel with cool camera angles postulating about the "fact" of evolution.

They are thinking, "Yeah, I'm the cool guy now." The geek is now the jock and he is giving the "unlearned and ignorant" swirlies.

It seems that his anger is a little misplaced, though. Instead of attacking the not-so-bright jock, he prefers to attack the intellectually adept Creationists as quaint bafoons.

Maybe we are an easier target. Maybe he's still afraid the jocks will give him a wedgie.