Water Boarding

I hear a lot of debate about the legality and morality of water boarding. Some say it's torture; some say it's not. I say it's one of the best things to ever happen to me. Yes, I have been water boarded.

It happened to me when I was about eight years old. I gave my life to Jesus and my dad, my pastor at the time, dunked me good. He put me under all the way. I came out clean and fresh and rejoicing.

I know what you're thinking: "Water boarded! Don't you mean baptized?" Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.